Sunday 13 January 2013

The forced march and honey boo boo

Yesterday's walk pictures soon, but first breaking news! Honey Booboo's Mama has a pirate shirt!

I know! It's not as good as mine cause there're no tassels down the left side and the neck's different but nevertheless it gave her the courage to attempt to cook a thanksgiving turkey from frozen for the first time so clearly it had special powers too!

Oh wow Mana just put 12 cans of cranberry sauce in a serving dish and said HBB would eat at least three!

I wasn't going to watch this but I can't look away. Mama just mixed the chopped up turkey breast with several dozen hard cooked eggs and put it back in the oven!

As hard as the producers work to make these folks look stupid (playing America the beautiful in the background etc) they just don't care what you or I think about them so they win. Mama sneezes 4 times onto the turkey and she and HBB giggle that its her special sauce and carry on shoving a vat of margarine up the turkey.

They are either geniuses or a sign of the end times.

ANYWAY. Yesterday Harrison tried to find pockets of snow as an excuse for not walking.

It just didn't work for him. So he conceded to go on a grumpy walk.

Once we got back to his favorite yard he settled in for a good long sit so I didn't have anything to do except take head shots of him.

And some friends.

There was lots of deliberate footwashing to show that I was making him walk on the damp earth. Poor little son.

If there's ever a Mr. Intensity contest Harrison is your man.

3 comments:

  1. You managed to capture one of the elusive turkeys?!? Congratulations!! (I had to read this post selectively, because i love your blog, but i have thusfar gone to great lengths NOT to find out who or what 'honey boo boo' is). :-P

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  2. That my friend is a great and noble goal!!!

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  3. Haha... I don't remember how or when i became such a snob. But i could tell by the name that HBB wasn't for me.... And now i have no idea what everyone's talking about "around the water cooler". :-)

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